What are mommies for?

I was sent a forward where kids were asked about their moms. I thought I would conduct the same survey with Kourtney. My daughter is very matter of fact and analytical. McKenna heard her taking the quiz and she wanted me to ask her too. Here are the results...

Why did God make moms?
K: To have children
M: I just... why did they make daddies?

How did God make moms?
K: Other mommies had the mommies
M: I know why he make mommies

What ingredients are mommies made out of?
K: I don't know? What ingredients? I don't know.
M: straw

Why did God give you your mommy?
K: If I didn't have a mother I would have to take care of all the stuff myself
M: God made my mother.

What kind of little girl was your mommy?
K: I don't know because I wasn't born
M: I don't know.

What did your mom need to know about dad before she married him?
K: To love him and like him better.
M: I don't want to marry him.

Why did mom marry dad?
K: So the kids could have a daddy and love their daddy
M: lost interest at this point.

Who is the boss?
Mommy and daddy

What's the difference between your mom and dad?
Daddies don't wear dresses and mommies don't get to wear underpants

What does mommy do in her free time?
Gets to go to store when someone is babysitting me.

What makes your mommy the perfect mommy for you?
They have nice voices and look pretty and wear beautiful dresses.

If you could change one thing about mommy what would it be?
That I could live in a castle with her.