McKenna: Mom, do people in jail have beds to sleep on?
Me: Yes
McKenna: Are they soft beds?
Me: Well they aren’t like yours but they do have a mattress.
McKenna: Do they have pillows?
Me: Yes
McKenna: Do they let them eat food?
Me: (still very distraceted in the kitched) yes
Kourtney: Well do they have toys?
Me: No... Why are you guys asking me this?
McKenna: Because when Kourtney gets older she said she is going to arrest me for no reason!
Me: Yes
McKenna: Are they soft beds?
Me: Well they aren’t like yours but they do have a mattress.
McKenna: Do they have pillows?
Me: Yes
McKenna: Do they let them eat food?
Me: (still very distraceted in the kitched) yes
Kourtney: Well do they have toys?
Me: No... Why are you guys asking me this?
McKenna: Because when Kourtney gets older she said she is going to arrest me for no reason!
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Blake: Poop on the ground, poop on the ground, lookin like a fool with yo poop on the ground.
Me: Blake we don’t say that.
5 minutes later... Blake: Can I say pee pee on the ground?
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McKenna: Mommy I prayed and my prayer came true!
Me: What did you pray for?
McKenna: That the wind would stop blowing this sand into my hole.
Kourtney: The sand is still blowing into my hole!
McKenna: I guess you just need to pray harder
McKenna: Mommy I prayed and my prayer came true!
Me: What did you pray for?
McKenna: That the wind would stop blowing this sand into my hole.
Kourtney: The sand is still blowing into my hole!
McKenna: I guess you just need to pray harder
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McKenna: Mom, don’t you want to have 4 kids? I want another baby. I promise I will help you take care of it.
McKenna: Mom, don’t you want to have 4 kids? I want another baby. I promise I will help you take care of it.
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Every time Blake sees Ol Glory flapping in the wind he says, “Huuuuu... Look ma’ Amerigo flag!!!... And then another one, and another one... There are a lot of Amerigo flags here in the keys.
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One of Blake’s buddies came to spend the day with us. Within minutes of J arriving I heard Blake say from his room, “I have underwears, see?” To which J said, “Me too, see?” Then Blake opens his drawer and says, “here’s mine.” They are both in the potty training days right now and proud of it... so super cute.
One of Blake’s buddies came to spend the day with us. Within minutes of J arriving I heard Blake say from his room, “I have underwears, see?” To which J said, “Me too, see?” Then Blake opens his drawer and says, “here’s mine.” They are both in the potty training days right now and proud of it... so super cute.
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